ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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3pm strippers are depressing
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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