i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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