Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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