Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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