I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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