Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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