what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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