your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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