Buhtt sex?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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