I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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