You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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