dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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