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I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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