despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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