Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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