im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I think im going to throw up on grandma
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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