Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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