if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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