why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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