I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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