I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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