sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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