I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
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he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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