i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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