Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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