going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I smell like Dick and happiness
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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