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cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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