"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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