the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Bring me that man meat
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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