he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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