Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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