i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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