My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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