Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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