i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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