Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize