i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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either way he was missing a nipple.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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