The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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