It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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