Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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