new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Randomize