These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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