That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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