alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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