fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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