On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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