check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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