that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Sext me about skeletons
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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