Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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