Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
These tits shall not be calmed
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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